Intestinal Rebellion

I seem to be having a problem staying healthy this fall/winter. The latest in the string of aliments is what I will call "intestinal disgustingness" (I'll spare you the gory details). I'm surviving on saltine crackers, toast, and ginger ale at the moment. Thank goodness all my students skipped today because of the storm, and Nancy sent me home early. Hopefully whatever this grossness is, it will be gone by tomorrow.